Chuck Norris jokes kind of faded away several years ago now, but most of us have laughed a time or two at the genre. (When Chuck Norris is in the ocean he doesn’t get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris. etc. etc.) It’s rather silly, and more often than not the jokes go too far as Mr. Norris himself has mentioned.

It seems though that Sony’s PS3, mostly due to a few die hard, and sometimes irrational fans is building a somewhat similar reputation. Within the gaming community, on various websites, claims have been made, and stories so absurd have been written that people on the outside looking in just have to laugh. So joking along those lines, and in the spirit of fun (Wii and Xbox jokes are on the way too folks) here they are, “PS3 Facts”

What’s more powerful, 5 Wii’s or an Xbox 360? The PS3.

The Pentagon recently planned to exchange all of their computers for the power and efficiency of a single PS3. However, fearing a new Cold War with Russia, who was outraged, the plan has been scrapped until 2050 when the idea will be revisited.

The PS3 won Christmas sales in August.

Any game not on the PS3 is trash. If such a game comes to the PS3 at a later date, the sheer awesomeness of the console transforms the game into pure win.

A 20 frames per second frame rate on a PS3 game is the equivalent of 60 frames per second on the Xbox 360, and a Matrix mind jack on the Nintendo Wii.

Chuck Norris once played the PS2. The sheer awesomeness involved tore the fabric of space/time. When he emerged, Chuck Norris was 67 years old. His displays of power now limited to exercise infomercials. On the other hand, we now have the PS3, and Kratos is more powerful than Chuck Norris ever was.

Who is better at Call of Duty, PS3 gamers or Xbox 360 gamers? PS3 gamers. Not necessarily because they are more skilled, but because the PS3 version of Call of Duty games are that much better.

A little known fact: Wearing a Blu Ray disk around the neck on a chain attracts more women than bling. It’s shinier, lets them know you have money, and the disk won’t scratch. If the disk contains a chick flick or any incarnation of Guitar Hero, getting layed is all but guaranteed.

The reason for the Xbox 360’s Red Ring of Death was due to the fact that Microsoft couldn’t get the consoles to stop blushing at the crazy thought of their being better than or equal to a Sony console.

Last generation, Nintendo offered to sell the Mario and Zelda Intellectual Properties to Sony. However, the Governments of the world threatened to sue since such a thing would create an instant and unending monopoly.